Classic Musk-rat cope: “it’s only the time-frames he gets wrong.”
The Cybertruck isn’t late. It’s cancelled — production winds down mid-2027, after selling about a tenth of the 250k/year the line was built for. Model S and X: cancelled. That’s not a schedule slip.
And this is the same guy who, per Futurism, is promising orbital data centres on a scale he calls a “sentient sun”, a Grok that reveals the “true nature of the universe”, and humans on Mars by 2028 (he said four years, two years ago).
He’s a carnival barker now and you’re the bag holders. His net worth is a Tesla multiple propped up by robotaxi and Optimus promises, not by anything the company sells. Tesla’s last real innovation shipped in 2020. Since then: the meme stock, perfected.
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